Osama B Laden : “I will miss my friend, Bush”
Bush & Osama in happier times
Unknown location, Afghanistan : Osama B Laden, chieftain of an Afghan tribe praised the outgoing US President George Bush for his wonderful leadership & brilliant statesmanship in an exclusive interview to Al Utopia, our middle eastern partner. “I will miss those wonderful moments that we shared & the mindgames”, said Osama.
Osama revealed that in the tradition of the Afghan tribes, he has sent a box of the best Pakistani Kebabs (with manufacturing labels removed so as to mask his ’secret’ location), to Bush. “I have also sent an e-card to Bush wishing him a happy retirement and added him to my Facebook network.”
“Many people misunderstood our relationship, but I have come to deeply respect that infidel over the years”, he added. “Sure, we bombed each other & he may have even threatened to burn my house & country a couple of times, but these things happen in business. I will miss the fake bravado and the cow boy quotes. The fun has gone out of the war on terror” he said, in a contemplative tone. “I could count on him to invade a country at the drop of a barrel. But I am not so confident of this new boy, Obama”, he said.
“I could count on him to invade a country at the drop of a barrel. But I am not so confident of this new boy, Obama”
George Bush thanked Osama for his kind wishes and said “You have to give it to that guy. Not too many people can live in a cave that long. I used to live in a ranch. So, we are both tough. We are kind of like two sides of the same global coin”. When asked whether he will continue to pursue Bin Laden, post presidency, Bush said “I am no Arnie to play Terminator”.
In related developments, George Bush has updated his Linkedin profile to “Seeking Employment” and has asked for recommendations from his previous employers and those who have worked with him in invasions and disaster management.
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Looks like very familiar Indian roads! It is a shame that we never got to know of this road trip! CBI need to get better at its job or else we will be fooled as a nation, time to time, just like all these years we spent, speculating of their next moves and taking stance on their so called ‘enemity’!!
Thank you.
LS – Without revealing too many secrets, let us just say that these are not Indian roads. But they maybe in a country close to us, maybe a country which can produce someone like Ramiz Raja.
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