Utopia is what
Mumbai : A new portal for hardhitting and absolutely dead serious news was launched amidst great fanfare yesterday. Inspired by legendary personalities in the real world like Annu Mallike, Pritam & RGVV, Utopia claimed that it will not spare any effort to remain original in a world increasingly filled with copycats.
“Our USP – It is something different”, the team behind Utopia said. The core team consists of an ex tag line writer for Bollywood movies, better known for his work on “Daag-The Fire”, “Baaz – A bird in danger”, “Sshh – Koi Hai” and “Hero-The love story of a spy”, some fictional reporters and a few opinionated malayalees. They are headed by Mr Anonymous, a prodigious writer with a vast body of work including art, Japanese cuisine, poems, jokes and internet forwards behind him. ”While most of my work has got recognised, there is a lot of trash out there, which people are passing off as mine. It is time to put an end to that. Neither do I post comments on millions of blogs in a day”, Anonymous said.
All our stories are deadly serious. So serious that you may find them funny. Yes, such are the troubled times that we live in now a days. At the end of the day, if you want to relax, have a good laugh & have a good time then you better be married to someone pretty with a sense of humour. But if it is unbiased reporting with an edge, then Utopia is the place to come to.
If you are a talented writer with a lot of time in hand and can write in strictly astrologically correct spelling, send in a sample of your work (by email only). Being extremely rich and/or pretty is not a must for the job, but would be an added advantage.
Contact us at sk(dot)srikanth(at)gmail(dot)com.
(Incidentally, this is just a front & we know no one of that name)