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		<title>Ex US President Bush wins the Nobel prize in literature.</title>
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Stockholm: Faced with unprecedented criticism over the decision to award the Nobel peace prize to Obama - a rookie president, the Nobel committee announced George Bush - one of the greatest yet unsung leaders of this century ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=697</link>
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		<title>China announces statutory disclaimers for Fortune Cookie messages</title>
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Shanghai: The Chinese government, the majority stakeholder in the 250 BN dollar worldwide fortune cookie business, yesterday announced that statutory disclaimers will be printed on all subsequent fortune cookie messages.

Lt Gen Shin Lee, a mouthpiece for the government, told Utopia that ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=686</link>
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		<title>Gir officials &#8216;corner&#8217; lions for President&#8217;s visit</title>
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AHMEDABAD: Not even the king of the jungle stands a chance when the mighty president of India comes calling. The authorities are ensuring that the president "accidentally" sees the famous Gir lions during her visit here. Unconfirmed reports also say ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=679</link>
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		<title>Chandrayaan finds water &amp; remnants of Mallu Teashop on Moon</title>
		<description>[caption id="attachment_671" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Panel discussion at Raghavettans Tea Shop on Chandrayaan"][/caption]

New Delhi: The Moon Minerology Mapper(M3) carried by Chandrayaan I, India's first lunar mission has discovered remnants of a Mallu Teashop on the Moon. Speaking to reporters, the ISRO Chairman said that while the complete data analysis will take ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=670</link>
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		<title>Dirty Rotten Swine Flu, a new lethal variant of H1N1 discovered.</title>
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Netherlands : The World Health Organisation today warned of an new, extremely lethal variant of the H1N1 virus, referred to by Medical Researchers as 'Dirty Rotten Swine Flu', spreading fast across the world. In an alarming twist, a study ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=661</link>
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		<title>MNS says Pixar film &#8216;UP&#8217; should be banned</title>
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From Honourary Utopian &#38; Special Correspondent Pallavi
Mumbai: The city based organization for the betterment of life of Mumbaikars - the MNS (NIM) or Mumbai Nationalism Society (Not Including Migrants) - has announced it will stage a ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=656</link>
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		<title>Bollywood superstar detained again, at Newark Airport traffic light for over 3 minutes.</title>
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New York/Mumbai : In an unbelievable act of insensitivity to Bollywood, the reigning superstar, was detained at a traffic light outside the Newark airport for more than 3 minutes. What was even more baffling was that despite repeated ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=650</link>
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		<title>Dilbert fired, as recession spreads through world of make believe.</title>
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San Fransico : Dilbert, known to many as the one who gave a voice to the community of software engineers, lost his job yesterday as part of an organisation wide readaptisation-to-changing-consumer-needs drive. The news spread shock ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=643</link>
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		<title>Quick Gun Murugun helping North Indians understand Madrasi culture.</title>
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Mumbai: In a fitting tribute to the power of popular cinema over human behaviour, a recent study has shown that the cinematic epic 'Quick Gun Murugun' substantially improved understanding of the Madrasi culture among North Indians. The study which was conducted by ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=632</link>
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		<title>Indian Moral Police inaugurate SA chapter</title>
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Cape Town : The famous self appointed, not-for-profit volunteer organisation, Indian Moral Police (IMP) inaugurated their first overseas chapter in South Africa yesterday with a token protest against the IPL cheerleaders. Dr S S Swami, the honourary ...</description>
		<link>http://4by6.in/utopia/?p=559</link>
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