The authorities of Gir sanctuary are bending rules a bit to ensure an eye-to-eye encounter for President Pratibha Patil with the king of the jungle at the only abode of the Asiatic lions.

Mumbai: The city based organization for the betterment of life of Mumbaikars – the MNS (NIM) or Mumbai Nationalism Society (Not Including Migrants) – has announced it will stage a morcha to ensure the movie ‘UP’ brought by Disney Pixar to India will be banned. A spokesperson for MNS said that the movie is actually an acronym for U.P. or Uttar Pradesh – a North Indian state that is trying to take over Maharashtra.

New York/Mumbai : In an unbelievable act of insensitivity to Bollywood, the reigning superstar, was detained at a traffic light outside the Newark airport for more than 3 minutes. What was even more baffling was that despite repeated telephone calls to the NY Traffic control HQ, there was no move to release the superstar. Unconfirmed reports suggest that SRK had to endure the painful sight of average Americans crossing the road & eating burgers while he was forced to stay immobile.
The spokesperson for the External Affairs Ministry, Mr Goel said …

Patiala : The heartlands of Punjab was thrown into turmoil yesterday when Lucky Singh, a young happy-go-lucky boy proposed the addition of a new move to the highly traditional dance form of Bhangra

Mumbai: After attending about a year of acting classes & more than 2 years of jaw relaxation techniques, Hollywood actor Vin Diesel almost broke into tears during his new movie.

ISRO : Frequent references to the rocket science profession in a negative light, has frustrated these highly qualified professionals and led to all time low morale levels.

Sweden : Dr Gregor Svorge, head of the ITFAB, International Task Force Against Baldness announced yesterday that they were giving up their research for a cure for baldness

Mumbai : The latest movie “Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (RNBDJ)” might create many instances of false hope for uninteresting middle aged men

Mumbai : Bollywood villains have openly acknowledged that perhaps it is time to regroup & look hard at their modus operandi.

Raipur, India : The prayers of the sleepy little town of Raipur were answered in the early hours of yesterday when Rani the town horse gave birth to a healthy baby horse.