[10 Oct 2009 | 47 Comments | ]
Ex US President Bush wins the Nobel prize in literature.

Stockholm: Faced with unprecedented criticism over the decision to award the Nobel peace prize to Obama – a rookie president, the Nobel committee announced George Bush – one of the greatest yet unsung leaders of this century – as the recipient of the Nobel prize in literature.

The announcement comes after the entire world had reacted vehemently against giving Obama the peace prize, especially when his only contribution to world peace so far has been mild, self depreciating humour.

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[8 Oct 2009 | 48 Comments | ]
China announces statutory disclaimers for Fortune Cookie messages

Shanghai: The chinese government, the majority stakeholder in the 250 BN dollar worldwide fortune cookie business, yesterday announced that statutory disclaimers will be printed on all subsequent fortune cookie messages.

Lt Gen Shin Lee, a mouthpiece for the government, told Utopia that the move was intended to avoid giving “too much” false hope to individuals who are reeling under heavy economic & personal troubles.

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[2 Oct 2009 | 64 Comments | ]
Chandrayaan finds water & remnants of Mallu Teashop on Moon

New Delhi: The Moon Minerology Mapper(M3) carried by Chandrayaan I, India’s first lunar mission has discovered remnants of a Mallu Teashop on the Moon.

Speaking to reporters, the ISRO Chairman said that while the complete data analysis will take a while, the M3 picked up distinct traces of water, tea dust, rudimentary vessels used to make tea, a wooden bench and bits of newspaper – all of which are the typical ingredients of a well run Mallu Tea Shop.